no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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