i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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