I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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