Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i think my mom watched the whole time
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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