i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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