can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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