Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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