party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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