You were right. It hurts to walk today.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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