is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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