Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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