I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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