Dual....:-)
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Randomize
