I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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