Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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