you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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