yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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