So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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