i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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