We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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