My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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