I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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