So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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