i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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