i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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