Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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