That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
