no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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