He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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