billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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