remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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