Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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