At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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