shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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