It's Friday. Sex?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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