Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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