my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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