we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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