So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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