I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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