I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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