I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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