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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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