What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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