I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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