doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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