white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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