Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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