I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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