Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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