he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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