What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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