For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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